Secretary of War
Luci is on the 3rd of her nine lives currently. Curiosity has gotten the best of her twice before. She is an indoor cat who lives life to the max and enjoys parkour for exercise. She enjoys fine dining and Texas Barbecue unless she is high on cat nip and then she craves Taco Bell. Luci enjoys bird and squirrel YouTube videos and stays up on current events by reading books and articles her mom brings home. By reading, we mean laying on them and hoping to learn them through osmosis. Luci is selective about the people she likes. You can learn from her that sometimes you need to set strong boundaries between yourself and others. If she likes you, you are in the top 0.1% of the population and you should consider yourself extremely lucky. Luci does fantasize about murdering birds quite often. None of us are perfect. She also participates in an underground fight club at night, but we are not supposed to talk about that. Her favorite day is April 25th because it is not too hot, not too cold, and all you need is a light jacket. The rest of the year she prefers to be in an air-conditioned room set to 73 degrees.